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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Southwest Airlines has outraged many of their frequent fliers after a five foot hole opened in the roof at 34,500 feet. They said if it happens again, they’ll be charging all of the passengers that are seated in that area an additional fee for being upgraded with a sunroof.