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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA is now investigating the allegations of Southwest Airlines, that their Boeing 737’s are structurally sound. And the recent inflight damage to the plane was caused by a gigantic Caucasian woman, when she ripped a hole in the top believing that her husband was onboard with his mistress.