BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Civil Liberties Union is now suing all of the major cell phone servers, alleging that “caller I.D. violates the privacy rights of the person initiating the contact.” The left wing organization is now receiving nationwide support from stalkers, who for years have complained they were being deprived the opportunity to anonymously “breath heavily and altar their voices”, when making calls. The ACLU further explained that emotionally unstable people are being denied this as well as other things that they traditionally enjoyed doing to “creep out the receiver”, before this new invasive technology.
