BREAKING NEWS – Mytilene, Lesbos – The United Nations as well as Amnesty International is now investigating the immigration policy of the Greek Island, Lesbos, after an actual photograph surfaced of a screening in progress. Currently, they will not let any refugees and migrants enter their country from an inflatable boat after crossing the Aegean Sea, unless a local choir director determines that everyone onboard can sing. The Greek government maintains that they will turn away anyone on a boat that has a criminal past, carrying a contagious disease, or is tone deaf.