BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several thousand men of the LGBT community are now complaining about the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade in the Big Apple. They alleged that due to the fact that most Americans know nothing about the culture in Ireland, ignorant people will erroneously conclude that the group of guys in the marching band were in dresses. In a written statement they further explained, “true gay men always have neatly trimmed moustaches, unlike the bagpipe playing musicians. Also we prefer soft colors like pastel, and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a plaid skirt.”
