BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Wolfman has won a lawsuit against “American Idol”, after a judge ruled that he was discriminated against. The judge didn’t award him any money, but did agree that the popular show did not allow him to audition, because they stated that his voice was too deep, even for a baritone. The Wolfman acknowledged that he was glad the court sided with him, but it was a “howl low” victory.
