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BREAKING NEWS – Little Rock, Arkansas – Fire Capt. Steve Kotch uses a cable safety line to rescue an unidentified woman after a heavy rainfall that created flooding. She fought with him for a few minutes as she attempted to return to her car, but he finally convinced her just putting it into “park” would not prevent it from floating away.