BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – A FedEx employee that took a nap, woke up and found that he had been shipped with packages to Texas. The shipping company’s ground crew member, who was not identified, was loading cargo on to an aircraft at a Memphis airport when he nodded off around 4 a.m. The man woke up mid-flight and tried to alert the pilots by knocking on the cabin door. But the pilots wouldn’t open up and communicated with the man via telephone. He was told to sit in a jump seat until the plane landed. FedEx spokesman Jim Masilak said in an emailed statement that there was never any danger to the employees or cargo, and that he’s glad the employee wasn’t shipped to a remote primitive village deep in a jungle, that indulged in cannibalism.
