BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Disney World’s Hollywood Studios is set to open a themed bar inside the Twilight Zone’s Tower of Terror attraction, and CEO of Disney Robert Iger explained their motivation. “Because our company is customer oriented and family friendly, we take all steps to make their experience more enjoyable” said Iger. “The purpose of the bar is to supply alcohol to parents that can’t come to terms of how we gouged them with the price of our tickets, and to help calm their nerves while trying to appease the unyielding demands of their whining and ungrateful children that they begin to wish they never had.”
