BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – While campaigning on the west coast, Bernie Sanders announces a plan that he promises to implement if elected, that he calls “the student loan reversal”. As he explains it, under his administration, the amount of money that a student owes the government will be “reversed”, and the exact amount will then be owed to the student plus 10% interest. And any past students that started school, dropped out, and are currently doing nothing with their lives, they will be simply paid in one lump sum, plus 5% of the total. The additional 5% will be considered a penalty against the federal government for not offering academic courses that sustained the student’s attention long enough to start a career.
