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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even by the standards of partisan vitriol being hurled in all directions amid civil…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ former press secretary mocked Joe Biden, calling him “king of the Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden for president, but any illusions that the move would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders has suspended his Democratic presidential campaign — all but handing the nomination…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden says he’s pushing ahead with his search for a running mate and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden told reporters that having another debate with his progressive rival, Vermont Senator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders announces his new plan to fix the struggling economies all over the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attacks against former Vice President Joe Biden have escalated as many on the left…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders says the coronavirus pandemic highlights the need for the populist progressive political…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Against the backdrop of the coronavirus crisis that has gripped the nation, Joe Biden…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., strongly implied that Democratic presidential candidate Sen….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Bernie Sanders’ big losses in Tuesday’s primaries and him declining to address his supporters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden dashed Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’ hopes of igniting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Bernie Sanders’ campaign is accusing Joe Biden of pushing for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she is “encouraged” by the ideological debates within the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Doubling down on comments made in a Hulu documentary she had…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The revival of former Vice President Joe Biden’s presidential campaign was complete after Super…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic presidential contest is now a two-man race. Bernie Sanders went into Super…

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