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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The American Association for the Advancement of Science has stated that by 2030, robots will be a part of every person’s daily life. And to be more consistent with the human species, they will also be programmed to at least once a day, say or do something that’s either offensive or stupid.