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BREAKING NEWS – Zuwaytinah, Libya – A Libyan rebel that apparently acted alone gets condemned by NATO. After an investigation by NATO, they determined that the angry Libyan rebel aimed his rocket-propelled grenade launcher at a local fast food restaurant because they refused to give him extra pickles on his cheeseburger.