BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nasty court fight between Star Wars creator George Lucas and Mayor Rahm Emanuel over a proposed art museum. Lucas is fighting to build a futuristic art museum on the Chicago lakefront, and supporters see it as a huge economic boon and tourist draw. Emanuel who is currently trying to deal with the Windy City’s well deserved national reputation for violence, is concerned that the Star Wars themed museum might attract street gangs from intergalactic advanced civilizations. He is also concerned that Chicago’s gun laws won’t apply to deadly lightsabers.
