BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now determined that the word “pregnant” is sexist because it is not gender neutral and it applies exclusively to women. They have recently had a meeting with pro-choice activists, and have jointly agreed on a new term in reference to a woman that’s pregnant which is, “the landlord of a fetus, with early eviction rights”.
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