BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Mayor Libby Schaaf has now banned all business travel to the Windy City, after Chicago Bulls Hall of Famer Michael Jordan made the comment, “when an NBA team has a record amount of wins, it should validate that by winning the championship”. Schaaf is so outraged at MJ’s comment, that she has threatened to pass a law which would make it illegal to sell Nike shoes anywhere in the city limits that has his name on it.
