BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch announces her idea to combat terrorism. “The good in this world far outweighs the evil, that our common humanity transcends our differences, and that our most effective response to terror and to hatred is compassion, it’s unity, and it’s love,” she explained. She later made the exact same suggestion to the Pentagon, encouraging them to order U.S. soldiers in the Middle East to show they are friendly by “hugging a suicide bomber”, and to do it gently to insure that their warm embrace won’t set off an explosion.
