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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Sports books in Sin City are now taking bets on the body count out of Chicago for the upcoming three day weekend. The new expanding gambling options now allows gamblers to make wagers on indiscriminate murders as well as run-of-the-mill executions.