BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, is Moscow’s largest and is being sent to the Mediterranean after military buildup by the US. The accident-prone vessel is set to be put to the test — if it gets there, because it has a history of embarrassing breakdowns. Some of the mishaps include, the runway getting repeatedly damaged because of impatient pilots trying to land before other aircraft took off, having a dead battery which prompted a Carnival Cruise Ship in the area to rescue it by giving it a jump, and the anchor falling off that knocked a nearby whale unconscious.