BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne saga has taken another strange turn after Ozzy acknowledged he’s been a sex addict for years and is getting therapy for the problem. Sharon, explained on “The Talk” that he’s been an outpatient for this mental illness for three months, and after his current Black Sabbath tour is over, he will be an inpatient for three months. At a press conference, Ozzy stated that his therapist informed him that nearly 90% of the men that receive treatment for his type of addiction, are eventually able to control their sex drive once they are on their death bed… providing that the nurses aren’t shapely and attractive.