BREAKING NEWS – Port Huron, Michigan – A fish with human-like teeth that’s native to South America and related to piranhas has been surprisingly showing up in several southeastern lakes in Michigan. The red-bellied pacus, which has mostly a vegetarian diet, has popped up on anglers’ hooks in Lake St. Clair and Port Huron. Scientists now believe that the reason why the fish’s teeth appear to be so human, is because schools of them have been observed using fishing lines for dental floss.