BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Prolonged rainfall in southern parts of Louisiana has resulted in catastrophic flooding that submerged thousands of houses and businesses. Many rivers and waterways, particularly the Amite and Comite rivers, reached record levels, and rainfall exceeded 20 inches in multiple parishes. Louis Farrakhan is calling for a federal investigation against George W. Bush, alleging that he is responsible for the horrific flooding. “Bush personally dynamited the levees in Katrina in an attempt to run the black people out of New Orleans and he got away with it”, Farrakhan explained. “Now he’s at it again to further his racist agenda. I am not exactly sure how he’s able to control the clouds and rain, but he is. And I have no doubt that every white person that works at the Weather Channel are somehow assisting him in his sinister objectives!”