BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – BMW unveiled its Motorrad Vision Next 100 concept motorcycle, one of a series of concept vehicles from the various BMW Group brands that imagines what transportation will be like in about thirty years. It’s a zero-emission concept, of course, but there’s still a lump where the engine would normally go. Instead of horizontally opposed pistons, there are shape-shifting ornaments that help block the wind. The most radical features are the wider tires and doubling the power of the engine. Instead of going around irritating slow moving vehicles, it will be able to literally drive over them. People in convertibles going well below the speed limit risk getting their heads run over by the future BMW, and their screams will be muffled as their faces will be pushed deep into their chest cavities.
