BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton was photographed on her jet about an hour after losing the election, looking depressed and angry. She suggested to her staff and the reporters on board to immediately contact their close friends and family. When someone asked her why they should do that, she explained to them that she recently acquired a pilot’s license, and her “plan B” if she didn’t win the presidency, was to fly the jet into Trump Tower.
