BREAKING NEWS – Tampico, Mexico – Former leading man Robert Redford who just turned 80, is seen frolicking in the waves on the coast of Mexico. An oceanographer and a couple of lifeguards ordered him to get out of the water after his appearance was so frightening, that two dolphins and a shark leapt from the ocean onto the shore. All three sea creatures cautiously went back into the ocean after Redford left the area, but their expressions were noticeably an equal mixture of terror and disgust.
