BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby is continuing to seek a plea deal that will allow him to avoid a trial for his alleged sexual assault crimes. According to Page Six, which was first to report the news, the 79-year-old entertainer and his family believe that he “won’t be able to convince a jury to let him off.” A source close to the family told the newspaper: “Cosby and his family believe he’ll be eligible for a sentence of just probation … and remove the threat of him dying in prison.” The Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office maintains that if Cosby is sent to prison, he won’t be there that long, due to the ongoing tradition of how much inmates hate rapists. The DA went on to say that he shouldn’t be in prison more than a couple of months, because he will eventually succumb to the injuries he’ll sustain from his “daily butt kickings”.
