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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The democrats are now 0-3 since early November. They lost the election, the recount, and now they’ve lost the Electoral College. The ACLU is now referring to republicans as having an “unhealthy obsession with totals, proving themselves to be nothing but a bunch of numbers bigots.”