BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – In Japan, KFC is now offering customers something it’s calling a “Finger Nup” (nup is short for napkin) for patrons who want to keep their paws grease free. The tiny plastic sleeves, which are available for purchase, are designed to keep fingers and thumbs from getting dirty while chowing down on wings, thighs and more. The chain says the plastic device is an upgrade to hold fried chicken, because oil still soaks through regular napkins. The also explained that the new item may not appeal to everyone, but mostly to gluttons with etiquette.