BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Organization of Women (NOW) is saying that they don’t believe it is discriminatory, if only women are allowed to drink free at bars and nightclubs. They said it is “both fair and reasonable for us to be allowed to get drunk at no charge, because at that point we can relate to and interpret the sinister motives of lying, manipulative, intoxicated men, in order to figure out the best way protect ourselves.”
