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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – More questions arise regarding President Obama’s birth place. After a team of forensic document examiners thoroughly scrutinized his birth certificate, they have concluded that it is an original, it was created in 1961, and the type of paper used, was sold exclusively by an Office Max in Mombasa, Kenya.