BREAKING NEWS – Broken Arrow, Oklahoma – The woman accused of acting as the getaway driver for three would-be burglars shot and killed by a homeowner’s son in Oklahoma has been arrested. The suspected getaway driver, 21-year-old Elizabeth Marie Rodriguez, turned herself in hours after the shooting, and was booked in the Wagoner County jail. She told the police that she should not be charged with a crime, instead at the most she felt she should be ticketed for double parking, and would be willing to go to traffic school to resolve that issue. Rodriguez then explained that the homeowner should definitely be charged with murder, stating “my friends broke into his house only armed with a knife and some brass knuckles, and the homeowner mercilessly assassinated them with a rifle, which shows he had no concept of a fair fight.”
