BREAKING NEWS – Buffalo, New York – While speaking at Christ the King Elementary School, DNC Chairman Tom Perez went through a profanity laced tirade in front of third graders. “You Christian kids better start learning how to use these words when expressing yourself if you want to be heard!” he shouted. “Four letter words, count 1 – 2 – 3 – 4, are necessary when expressing yourself providing that you crave attention!” He was then removed from the classroom by school security after he went to a chalkboard and begin spelling the words, and asking the students to “sound them out”.
