BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Barely an hour after a news organization published an article about a Top Secret National Security Agency document on Russian hacking, the Justice Department announced charges against a 25-year-old government contractor who a senior federal official says was the leaker of the document. Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a federal contractor charged by the U.S. Department of Justice for sending classified material to a news organization. The head of the DOJ Jeff Sessions, stated that by the time he’s finished with her, she’ll want to change her last name to “Participationtrophy.”