BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security and the FBI, some of the information gleaned from Osama bin Laden’s compound, included plans to attack railroads in Washington, D.C., New York City, and Chicago on 9/11/11. Documents obtained strongly suggested that his outrageous motivation stemmed from his anger towards a Toy “R” Us clerk, that refused to give him a discount when he was purchasing a train set that was also the display model.