BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Phil announces that James Comey will be on his show very soon to discuss his “feelings”. In his testimonies during the Congressional and Senate hearings, Comey stated he felt “mildly nauseous”, “queasy”, “uneasy”, “stunned”, “shocked and troubled”, “honestly concerned”, and “confused”. According to sources close to Dr. Phil, Comey is expected to go into details on how much discomfort he endures once a month when he gets cramps.
