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BREAKING NEWS – Richmond, Virginia – At a press conference Virgina Gov. Terry McAuliffe stated in regards to the shootings in Alexandria, “There are too many guns on the street. “We lose 93 million Americans to gun violence every day.” He later stuck to those numbers citing that the U.S. population is currently 950 zillion.