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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi tells Time Magazine in an interview, that people all over the world thinks he’s attractive and would love to have an 8×10 picture of him. He said he knows this to be true because everytime he googles his name, in the same sentence usually is the word “headshot”.