BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Yves Saint Laurent is now marketing stiletto rollerskates. As part of their winter accessories collection, they’re selling three-inch stilettos sitting on a platform of a wheel and a brake with another wheel under the heel, which will cost a little under $2,000. YSL’s creative director, Anthony Vaccarello said that there is already a demand for the new footwear. “The vast majority of people that are ordering the stiletto rollerskates are in one of two groups,” Vaccarello explained. “Either they are street walking prostitutes that want to get to stopped cars faster so they can begin negotiating verbal contracts, or transgender men that are trying to get away from people that are laughing at them.”
