BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI say they have now arrested a lobster gang that they believe has been responsible for a series of burglaries. In each case, it involved thieves crashing through a barrier, usually a display window in a shop or a showcase, taking the valuables, and making a quick getaway, without concern for setting off alarms or creating noise. Law enforcement are referring to the lobsters’ style of theft, as “smash and crab”.