BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Las Vegas sports books now have a betting line on the L.A. Lakers… sort of. They say it is now 2 to 1 chance that Lonzo Ball’s father LaVar Ball, will be in a mental health institution by the NBA All Star break.
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