BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The owner of the Capitol Hill pharmacy that supplies prescription drugs for members of Congress and staff has sparked a frenzy of speculation after claiming he gives meds to lawmakers with “pretty serious mental health problems”. “At first it’s cool, and then you realize, I’m filling some drugs that are for some people that are running the country,” Grubb’s Pharmacy’s Dr. Michael Kim told STAT News, reportedly citing treatments for Alzheimer’s. Without mentioning any names, Kim said a powerful legislator from Vermont comes in, and often has to look at his own driver’s license, just to remember who he is. He also stated that 90% of the members of the House, Senate, and Supreme Court that are over 75, frequently wander in his store for hours, forgetting why they came there in the first place.
