BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The wife of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell used a secret Twitter account to make countless tweets, that she says she now regrets. The Wall Street Journal investigated and learned the account was Jane Skinner Goodell’s. The publication stated it discovered the account was Goodell’s, in part, by looking at her followers and investigating the connections. Some of her more controversial tweets include, “most of the San Francisco 49ers are transgenders”, “Only 10% of all NFL players don’t beat the mistresses”, and “Colin Kaepernick hasn’t washed his hair since the Reagan Administration”.