BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon wants to unlock your front door and deliver your packages when you’re not home. In the fight against holiday season porch pirates, Amazon is launching a new delivery system that allows its couriers to leave packages inside your house or apartment. The entire process is done without a key or code — and the entire delivery is recorded on a camera that uploads to the cloud. And for an additional $15, once the deliver person enters the home, they will report to the homeowners any teenagers ditching school that are reeking of alcohol and marijuana, report to a wife if her half dressed husband came home to care of some paperwork with his secretary, or if anxious burglars are already in the resident waiting for Amazon to deliver some packages.