BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As the holiday season approaches, the ACLU is calling for a ban of the sale of “Hungry Hungry Hippos”, because people overweight might consider it offensive. The are also trying to prevent the sale of “Monopoly” alleging that it promotes greed, “Battleship”, because they say it condones unprovoked aggression by the U.S. Navy, and “Chess”, because it indirectly promotes a monarchy over socialism.