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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis talks with the crew of the International Space Station during a video conference at the Vatican. The feed was promptly cut when Randy Bresnik who represents NASA, told him that flying 240 miles above the planet’s surface is the safest place for altar boys, until priests become astronauts.