BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I is seen walking around his brand new Lamborghini Huracan supercar. The Pope later stated that the 573 hp Lamborghini is now his most prized possession. When asked if the purchase showed that he was focusing on “worldly things” he responded without hesitating. “If people in the United States believe some of their televangelists that stated God wants them to have a private jet, then Catholics will no doubt believe the Almighty wants me to have this. It will be put to good use. So now we can quickly move a priest accused of sexually abusing boys from one church to another unsuspecting congregation, at more than 215 mph.”