BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Killer mastermind Charles Manson died last month, but authorities in California still haven’t resolved a basic, if morbid, question: What should happen to his body? At least five people have claimed the rights to his remains. Three of them say they were pen pals with Manson for years, one of them says he is the infamous cult leader’s grandson, and the last one who is the most persistent, shows up daily in all red, carrying a pitchfork, and smelling like sulfuric smoke.
