BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly threatened to stab a restaurant’s patron’s crotch for admiring his longtime archenemy– Home Depot founder Kenneth Langone, The New York Post reported. Jamie Antolini, who was dining with potential business partners, told the paper he was verbally ambushed by Spitzer at Avra Madison Estiatorio restaurant. The comments reportedly enraged Spitzer, prompting him to lean into the man’s face and allegedly yell, “I don’t know who the f**k you think you are! I’ll f*****g have you killed!” He then left, but later came back to the table with more expletive threats, including threatening to knife Antolini’s private parts, the report said. The following morning, the former governor stated that it was a big misunderstanding, and he was upset because Antolini seemed to be endorsing Home Depot instead of Lowe’s, because Spitzer said he believes that both places sells similar items at comparable prices.