BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – A tractor-trailer flipped over, spilling loads of tomato sauce all over the highway. The driver fled the scene and the police are currently trying to “ketchup” to him.
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BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – A tractor-trailer flipped over, spilling loads of tomato sauce all over the highway. The driver fled the scene and the police are currently trying to “ketchup” to him.