BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House physician Ronny Jackson was slammed with an onslaught of questions regarding President Trump’s health in a bizarre press briefing. Jackson said Trump was in “excellent health” after conducting the president’s physical exam at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.
ABC’s Jonathan Karl still didn’t believe the positive report nearly 30 minutes into the briefing.
“Can you explain to me how a guy that eats McDonald’s and KFC and all those Diet Cokes, and who never exercises, is in as good of shape as you say he’s in?” Karl asked.
“It’s called genetics,” the doctor said.
Karl immediately became outraged and began to shout. “Genetics? Are you saying that white republicans are healthier than black democrats? That’s the most racist thing I ever heard in my life! I hope that after Trump is impeached, your medical license is revoked!” He was later seen in tears emotionally rattled, sitting in his car devouring a Big Mac, some extra crispy chicken from KFC, and a large Diet Coke (easy ice).